DIRECT MESSAGE / DIRTY MESSAGE SCREENPLAY

 

Direct Message / Dirty Message

Written By

Josey & Jozee

In a large empty photography studio based in Camden, North London. In this large room contains two tall white backdrop screens with umbrella lighting on the edge of the screens, the setting is illuminated by the 135w bulbs beaming from the thin black stands shaped like two huge lamps. A round wooden coffee table positioned adjacent from the photograph set.

The large wooden table, newly polished with two black steel frame chairs with lime green cushions on the seat and back. In the middle of the table is a large black tray filled with a stack of three different sized cups, a selection of condiments in white square porcelain containers filled with sugar packs, a variety of coffee packs, hot chocolate packs, a bowl marshmallows, a bowl tiny chocolate cookies, a jug of milk, a cup of cream and a canisters filled with tiny spoons, a modern shaped silver metal kettle right the middle of the tray.

A young woman named Jozee is seated at the south end of the table, She has both her hands holding onto a large round purple bowl cup filled with foamy vanilla flavoured coffee, the foam resembling a swirl ice cream in a cone, she licks the top of foam sticking up out of her big cup. She wears a platinum silk robe a size up from her actual measurements, on her feet a pair of black zipper strap high heels shoes with her toe painted clear.

A man named Josey is seated at the north end of the table, dressed in a navy turtleneck sweater and a pair of grey slacks and a pair of black suede loafers. He sits crossed legged stirring his honey and lemon tea, steam rising from the cup like a ghost risen from a stone tomb. The teaspoon stirs creating a circular wave of honey tea reflecting in his eyes as he stares down the cup.

He scoops the cup up by the handle to sip, as he drinks his beverage his one eye peers at Jozee. He places the cup down in front of him and they lock eyes, when she raises her head from looking at her phone. He sticks his tongue out in a playful gesture, she raises her eyebrows and smirks, lifting her cup with both hands towards her mouth, her eyes looking towards the right direction. She places the cup down and they lock eyes again.

Josey

What would you do if I sent you a dick pic?

Jozee

I wouldn’t reply, I would just pretend like it never happen.

Josey

Oh so you would ignore it, you would drag it to the recycle bin, click and delete it from your memory, how robotic.

Jozee

It’s not robotic, it’s just I’m gonna deal with it and I choose to reject it.

Josey

“It” are you referring to the penis or the man behind the penis or is it message.

Jozee

It is the moment the whole incident.

Josey

Wouldn’t you be mad at me, wouldn’t be angry with me, you wouldn’t yell or laugh or cry.

Jozee

No, I wouldn’t be angry with you, you’re just shooting your shot, I can’t mad at that, I would never yell or cry that ridiculous.

Josey

You wouldn’t have the urge to tell me off, wag your little finger and be like you cheeky nasty bastard or would you be like, hey why are you being a dick, showing me your dick, you dick.

Jozee

I’d probably ask you not to do again, don’t send me things like that’s.

Josey

Oh that is hilarious, oh pardon good sir but if you wouldn’t mind refraining from relieving yourself thank you.

She rolls her eyes and smirks slightly, taking another sip from her coffee, licking the foam from the top lip as she places the cup down on the table.

Josey

What would you do, if I sent a dirty message to your inbox, let me give you an example: hey girl, I wanna put peanut butter on your left butt cheek and strawberry on your right butt cheek, squeeze them together and eat it like a sandwich.

Jozee

Nope

Josey

Noooo, no peanut butter or no strawberry jam.

Jozee

Same thing I would simply ignore it, peanut butter and strawberry jam, that sounds like another absolute mess anyway.

Josey

It does sound sticky, which can be good I guess, so you would pretend the message didn’t exist again.

Jozee

Well yeah, if I didn’t ask for and it comes out of nowhere I’m just playing it off as if it was a mistake.

Josey

What kind of sexual message would you like

Jozee

I’m not answering that

Josey

Because we’re so close or because we’re so close.

She raises both eyebrows, scoffs a laugh and smiles a big grin as She takes another sip of her coffee.

Josey

what's the worst thing you’ve been dm’d from a boy

Jozee

Ha ha, well an ex asked me if I was still onto threesome and if I would be interested in one with him and his wife.

Josey

Oh my gosh, so freaky that’s such a freaky request and so bold. What were your first thoughts.

Jozee

Haha not freaky just cheeky, my first thoughts, erm how strange.

Josey

Why strange, was it the threesome suggestion or the fact that it came from your ex and it included his wife. You think he still thinks about you.

Jozee

I would say hmm, yeah just abit but I guess it’s the fact that it came from my ex and the fact that he’s married and he messaged me. But I guess he knew what I liked.

Josey

He knows what you like or knows what you're like.

Jozee

He knew at the time, I think he was hoping my freakiness out weighed the strange suggestion. I prefer to know my sexual partners more or if they are a one nighter keep it that way.

Josey

Hmm so how does someone get to know you better from the dms?

Jozee

By hanging out, chill, chat, socialise really.

Josey

From the dms you would suggest linking up, like hooking up, people seeing each in the real raw flesh.

Jozee

Yeah and if it’s for a one time thing.

Josey

Do you think it's ever just one time.

Jozee

No idea to be honest, I guess it depends on me and that person at the time. All this talk, why, do you have a girl playing on your mind?

Josey

Yeah and She’s sitting right in front of me.

There a moment silence spread across the room, the tension fills the atmosphere with a flare of excitement as the two of them stare each in the eyes, then she cough out a laugh and a rapid giggles as if it was powered by a motor similar to woody woodpecker, he smiles and sip his tea.

Jozee

That was very smooth

Josey

Yeah I think so yes, I do on occasion have my moments where portray my smooth operator.

Jozee

Very smooth ha ha ha, you think we should get back to the finish the rest of this shoot?

Josey

Yeah, lets go get to work, these pictures ain’t gonna take themselves, I mean not unless you're snow white and you have some musical Disney animals somewhere.

Jozee

No, I left all my Disney magic in my other outfits.

She walks onto the settings dropping her platinum robe on the ground revealing the tight velour bodysuit cut low from her bossom down to her bellybutton. She pulls out a pair of black cat ears and places them on top of her head. She positions herself in front of the digital camera held up by a stand, She lifts her head up slightly while tilting it left, her eyelids drop making her eyelashes look more prominent. He walks up to the camera preparing to take photographs for the session.

Jozee

Oh poor Josey, do you still have pussy on your mind?

Josey

Ha ha ha oh yes all the time.

She laughs