THE HEIST
THE HEIST
BY
JOSEPH JEDIDAH
The security guard’s wrists and ankles are bound with wires, he is on his knees. The Masked Robber says to him “don't be so worried, we need you to relax”. The robber pulls a long Havana cigar from his overall pocket. The Robber places the cigar in the guard’s mouth and lights it. The guard inhaled the fumes, frantically puffing on the cigarillo, the smoke rising to the ceiling, the guard begins to calm. “See that’s better right, what’s your name”? asks The Robber, ”Jerry, my name is Jerry” replies the Guard.
“You got any kids and little jerrys at home”? asked the Robber, ”yeah I got two little girls replies Jerry. “Oh, that's a beautiful thing, nothing is more precious than children” says the Robber.
The robber pulls a large bottle of brandy from a bag on the floor, pressing the rim of the bottle up against Jerry’s lips for him to take a sip of the beverage.
“Ah you feel better”?says the Robber, “yeah I feel alright” Jerry replies. The Robber pours the rest of the liquor all over Jerry, soaking him in the alcohol. Jerry clenches his eyes closed, squirming and coughing. The Robber holds the lit cigar just above Jerry’s head.
“Now think about your beautiful children Jerry, think about your lovely home and precious family. Then think about those codes that open the safe, because I ‘m gonna drop this cig and turn you into a bonfire. If you’re thinking that I won’t do it, just take a look at that fire extinguisher over in the corner. With two extra guards outside of this room. The next guy will take less convincing, once they see your burnt body. So what's it going to be Jerry?" asked the Robber.
Jerry just stares at the end of the cigar, flaring like a burning sun. “Alcohol and Cigars will kill you, you know” says The Robber.
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